Truth Be Told...

I've gotta say...I'm just not into the 3/4 capri pants that girls are rockin...a lot these days. Rarely does an article of clothing fail big time in my mind. I can't quite put my finger on it...but they immediately remind me of horse jockeys and I just don't seem to find that very attractive...go figure.

Mind you, I am the last person on this earth that should be criticizing fashion. I own two pairs of cords, a pair of jeans....and t-shirts. But hot damn, do I love my wardrobe.

Cold wintery day outside? Throw on the grey cords.

Hot ass summer day at Lollapalooza? Throw on the brown cords (no, not for the fashion statement....because I've been too lazy to buy a pair of shorts...for the past 3 years).

Wanting an excuse to bail on a cheesy bachelor party at a cheesy dance club? Throw on the jeans....they'll never let you in...and you'll be the only one in line not arguing it.

It's quite the simple formula I've created and it seems to work just splendidly all year long.

And it is with this that I put forth my suggestion to all capri wearers....trade in for the following:

1 pair jeans
1 pair sporty/stylish/casual shoes
1 thrift store belt....and yes, no glitter.

Capri...schmapri....no more racetracks.

-B